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| 03:42am 11/04/2008 |
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* nacho goes to make a tuna bagel.
* ryuuko hungers.
<nacho> You would like my tuna salad.
<nacho> I use only the freshest canned tuna, caught this morning in the arctic northern waters of Paraguay!
<nacho> Then I season it with delicious store brand mayonnaise from France, made from only the freshest and most succulent mayonnaise berries.
<nacho> And to top it off, I give it a healthy dollop of pickle relish scraped from the hotdogs of historic baseball heroes like Baby Ruth and Snickers "Butterfingers" O'Henry.
<nacho> Then I slop the mess onto an Everything Bagel given to me by Jesus Christ himself at a poker game in my garage.
<nacho> NOM NOM NOM
<nacho> And if we have some, I add just a few drops of a rare brand of lemon juice squeezed from burnt out Yugos left by the side of the road in the mountainous jungles of Qatar.
<ryuuko> XD
<ryuuko> You need to make me dinner.
<nacho> :D
<nacho> Kay!
<ryuuko> Especially since I can't cook.
<nacho> It's not hard!
<nacho> I will make you a quiche using only orphan hearts and a store-bought crust!
<ryuuko> o_o
<nacho> Oh, it's no worse than veal. |
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| 04:20am 27/09/2006 |
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Had to write a boring ass paper for American Art History class. The question: Is it important to be tolerant and open-minded in an Art History class?
( My answer )
Apparently, someone reported the teacher for being anti-religion after half the class went on a jesus-rage when answering an essay question about manifest destiny--hence the lame topic choice. I need to get out of the south. :| |
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| 06:59pm 08/06/2004 |
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I wussed out and just wrote about something OLD for my soc assignment, mainly because of lack of free time. Anybody who's heard the Jesus Christ's Penis story can skip this, unless you want more details.
( Hot, throbby SMITING ) |
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